SEPARATED AT BIRTH
Have you ever spotted these four personalities in the same room at
the same time?
(Edited by HTZone from Hockey News Magazine - March 15, 2002)
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Charlie
O'Connell
Sweetheart |
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Joe
Sakic
Won Hart |
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Harry
Connick, Jr.
Sings about hearts |
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Brendan
Fraser
Wins hearts |
FAN HUMOR - HOTEL TWILIGHT ZONE'S LAUNDRY COMMANDMENTS
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HTZ was inspired by Jerry and Charlie's occasional squabbles over doing
the laundry, and decided to write some helpful laundry instructions
with Charlie in mind. (Editorial note: If you are lost on
the Tuna reference, try thinking back to the old Star-Kist Tuna commercials.
I hear the author just couldn't pass up the opportunity to say "Sorry
Charlie!")
The Ten Laundry Commandments - For "Charlie
The Tuna" O’Connell
I. Thou shall sort for thy whites,
thy blacks, and thy colors
II. Thou shall wash thy same colors together
III. Thou shall select thy correct detergent and softener
IV. Thou shall select thy correct water temperature
V. Thou shall select thy correct water level
VI. Thou shall select thy permanent press, thy cotton or thy delicate
cycle
VII. Thou shall select thy appropriate drying cycle
VIII. Thou shall iron anything that wrinkles really badly
IX. Thou shall make sure all laundry is done before thy Mom and thy
Dad visit from New York
X. Thou shalt at least make sure the underwear is clean so "Bro’
Jeremiah Springer" can run to the Gap to buy new khakis
Fine Print:
Rampant rumors at Star-Kist – tuna doing their laundry in a timely
fashion shall be kept. Tuna not in compliance shall be dispatched
immediately to the filet division.
SORRY CHARLIE !!!
Author: HTZ
htzone2002
